HP “I’ve been without a working laptop for over eight months because of a known manufacturing defect that HP continued to sell to customers like me. This is the level of quality and accountability they were willing to pass off as acceptable.”

HP with our revolutionary hinge technology, now featuring up to several weeks of structural integrity, the EliteBook X G2 is more future‑ready than ever. Because nothing says ‘quantum‑resilient security’ like a laptop that might spontaneously unhinge itself before your career does.

HP Here's hoping that anyone that is stupid enough to by one doesn't find themselves unhinged because remember HP standards for HINGE PROBLEMS

HP Thanks to HP’s signature hinge engineering, you’ll enjoy a thrilling element of surprise every time you lift the lid. Will it audition for Cirque du Soleil? The future of work has never been so structurally interpretive

JM Trisolarian HP There focus needs to be on issuing compensation to those customer who have been affected by hinge durability problems rather than dismissing and fobbing customers off

HP Why does your branding have to make the Ferrari so ugly. Get rid of the white and blue.

HP “Ah yes, nothing says ‘ready to go further’ like a company whose laptops can’t even survive being opened. I’m sure Ferrari will be thrilled to have that level of engineering excellence supporting every stage of their season.”

HP Ferrari trusts HP for performance. Just… maybe not for anything that needs to stay attached. #hingegate

HP Imagine if HP made HP cars and sold HP gas. It would tell you to make a pitstop every two laps. Lies aren’t the best business model. Good for politicians not so much for companies. youtube.com/shorts/92nfWoH…

Captain Obvious HP Here here stop buying hp altogether,

The Point HP I’m not trying to bully them. I’m disappointed in deception, if you can rely on a cars fuel gauge to be accurate to know when to gas up, you should be able to rely on a printers. Like a Jewish mother Trying to use guilt as a motivating tool.

HP Captain Obvious In a world where every penny counts and people are battling a cost‑of‑living crisis, HP acting like this is acceptable is unbelievable. Money doesn’t grow on trees, and yet they behave as if customers should just absorb the consequences of their design flaws. Out of touch

HP Your chat support is the absolute worst in all industries. Taking 3 to 4 minutes between responses and getting nowhere after 30 minutes is horrible. Then asking for the customer support phone number and getting pushback just topped it off. I had to ask for the number 3 times.

No 10 insists Starmer is 'upbeat and confident' - after being asked if he will resign today mmm I wouldnt call it upbeat more like politely pretending the house isn’t on fire.

Currently under UK law companies like easyJet,@tui @virginholidays Jet2, are not required to inform customers that a destination is out of season should the law be changed ?