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╱ ╱ ❛ 𝔂ou ⠀ told ⠀ me ⠀ that we’d ⠀ do ⠀ this ⠀ 𝓽ogether, elsa. ⠀ and ⠀ you ⠀ 𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐃 ! ུ #𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐙𝐄𝐍𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄. 𝓶akings of #𝐅𝐀𝐘𝐄.

Inhale. “A child chased be with a knife today. I assumed he wanted to kill me, but—he actually wished to shave my sideburns off.” Has 1 1/2 sideburns.

⠀⠀ ㅤ my daughters relationship is 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆 platonic ⠀⠀ ㅤdo * 𝐍 𝐎 𝐓 view them as lovers !! ㅤ⠀⠀ ㅤ⠀⠀ ㅤ⠀

,,,clears throat. “Shoveling manure isn’t as bad as it seems. After a while, you get used to it.”

S l o w l y turns. “Oh. I wasn’t- aware that anyone was... listening... Do I know you from somewhere?”

He’s awake, unfortunately.

“Very well, ‘Sam’...” he offered a small, polite smile, then placed a hand where his heart would be. “Prince Hans of the Southern Isles. You probably knew that though. Anyway... it should be the horse in the very first Uh—stall? I’m not too sure.”

He waved back, cautiously. He doesn’t ‘hate’ nature, per say. That’s not to say he’s fond of it either. Actually, he isn’t fond of many things these days... “Um. Hello.”

That’s fair.

At that, the prince scoffed. “Doing so would be a death wish. I’m sure the Ice Queen would freeze me on sight.”

Hans glared at her for a moment. “How am I supposed to ‘learn my lesson’ if I’m dead? Besides, I already have.”

“I—” The prince paused for a moment, his expression conflicting as he thought of a response. “If you’ve only come here to ridicule me, I’ll be on my way.”

His glare faltered. “Wait- for... Me?” As he was handed the box, faced flashed through the princes’ mind. Who could have possibly...? It’s not like he had friends or family. Most people hated him anyway, so... “Is... This supposed to be a joke?”

Another day, another pile of horse manure.

It’s not the 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘵 thing in the world.

As if he would say, your highness.