I will now accept my award for keeping my composure when my 5 year old mistakenly called the lasagna the "vagina" for the third time.

My kid has been home for 40 minutes. She has been talking for 55 of them.

Yep that about sums up Twitter now

Oh good, grandma got all the kids under 8 electronic stuffies that repeat back what the kids say, only higher pitched and louder.

May we all have the confidence of a man in a meeting, who just heard someone's point and wants to make sure to add his point which is really just repeating the point that was just said.

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It has been both 6 months and 10 years since March 2020.

My 5 year old thinks the expression is "pizza quiet" instead of "peace and quiet" and I'm never correcting her.

Giancarlo Esposito could be in a commercial for cardboard and I would make popcorn.

So Marques Houston married a 19 year old who was reported missing since she was 15 & she just popped back up dating him once she was legal age. These men really be getting away with crimes right in broad daylight.

Do you like having your heart ripped out of your chest and salt poured into the wound? Than you will LOVE #TheLastOfUsHBO

This sentence has so many twists and turns!

Calling something "clean eating" implies other eating is dirty, and it is often not attainable financially by unempowered people who have historically been called dirty.

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*chef's kiss*

My five year old would like to know why he's named Fuzzy Wuzzy if he isn't fuzzy, was he?

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