thats how long it takes to make friends here without an alcohol problem

I don’t want the most lethal fighting force in the world, I want to go to the doctor.

should I record a podcast episode just talking to strangers wandering around the state fair?

not sure we needed THIS rain

serious question: do any locals want to go play pickleball w me?

sharing my stand up clip again. unmarried underemployed but hey I got jokes youtu.be/GcKgK1prLbs?si…

accidentally went to the State Fair on its record breaking visitor day and discovered I have agoraphobia which kicks off in a crowd of 200K meandering Minnesotans

hot coffee anxiety: my hair looks bad iced coffee anxiety: I must overthrow the mayor

remembering summer 2020 when I wandered off to pee while on shrooms near the banks of the Delaware river and came across a raccoon that seemed to be telling me it wasnt going to work w the guy I was dating, and boy was that raccoon correct

“We were notorious in town,” Comrade Tripp says in his signature deadpan tone. “Our message became infamous to cis, straight, white males.” racketmn.com/with-its-radic…

never not thinking about the control room of the abandoned Orgov radio telescope in Armenia

these kinds of people are the bits of glue holding our fragile society together

the baristas stop charging you if you’re pure of heart

me writing jokes, frustrated my youtube audience is 95% old guys (no offense)

its crazy how many men Im friends with when I like women so much more

about to go work brunch so you know Im getting into heaven

in my winona ryder era (aging gracefully and shoplifting)

it’s crazy that Joe Biden is technically still president