Waiting on Metro Transit bus 62 to leave from the park and ride and our driver (#2403) is already entertaining us. It's going to be a fun night! #MetroTransitSoberRide

I think this hat/mask needs a Nasty Pig Inc. logo

I guess my new stalker is Liberty Mutual. Even if you could save me money, it's not worth this much harassment

ASH3800 is expected to arrive at KMSP in 45 min at 09:51 CDT flightaware.com/live/flight/AS… #flightaware

ASH3800 arrived at KMSP from KIAD flightaware.com/live/flight/AS… #flightaware

I don't know how the #BaldwinBowl commercial ends because my @amazonecho keeps getting triggered by AlecBaldwin(HABF)

Follow + RT for a chance to win a BB-8 Sphero from #TheForceAwakens, here to own! Rules: amzn.to/Rules

I just backed the EcoQube Air by ADI! Check it out on Kickstarter bit.ly/1N4lnqb

RT for a chance to win 2 tix+bobbleheads for #StarWars Night at Target Field on 5/19! Info: twinsbaseball.com/starwars amp.twimg.com/v/56a143ba-48e…

We stand for you every day, but on May 15th we also stand for our own.

Successful CPR with cardio version using an AED while another crew put out a car fire at the same time. #firefighter

It gets cold in the winter Saloon MN but just in case Jeff comes to town

Sleep as Android: Sleep 1/25 6:21 8:51 → 15:47 Deep sleep 75% #Sleep_as_Android ▃▃ ▅▅▁▁▆▆ ▆▅▅▂▂ ▇...

Checked in @ Target Field for the #athletics vs #twins game w/ MLB.com

Checked in @ Target Field for the #redsox vs #twins game w/ MLB.com

Checked in @ Target Field for the #whitesox vs #twins game w/ MLB.com

Suspect arrested. Children are safe. Thanks for the retweets.

T/S for speeding. Driver was driving his girlfriend home in her 🚗 as she was to intox. to drive. Girlfriend proceeded to taunt boyfriend about the violation. I advised her however she should avoid driving in future as her lic. was suspended. This was boyfriends face #osseoVRA