Ah God i was joking when i said i want a baby o. 😔😭

Microwaves be like:

Here's your hot bowl of cold spaghetti

losing your appetite in the middle of eating is the worst 😭 be so disgusted

Imagine being cheated on as a woman. And then when people see you, they're pitying you because they know what your partner is doing and you don't. God forbid

loud and unnecessary noise bothers me so much 😭

i never even soft yet, this one na push up

spend like 99% of my time just thinking about love

calm weekend 😟😟

TRAVEL. Ion mind paying for food.

you need to pray mehn

My love is serious baby, i don’t play

make christabel and fak Abi farouq no try that rubbish again for their life 😭😭

Walahi if you sit down and actually study you’ll know things.

I hate confrontations so much that if there’s a confrontation about to happen in a movie, I have to pause it to prepare myself. 😭

this pidgin and english song e go dey make you crave heartbreak

Having people to talk to is such a blessing.

“You left me” or “you forgot me”

A useless grownass man that only texts you when you post a photo .

Even if I lose my memory, I no fit forget the shege wey I dey go through for this school.

random breakdowns are so annoying, because why am i crying when i was laughing and fine a minute ago??????!

Some Uber drivers are very rude tbh💀