he ain’t no readerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Wahala for who dem colonise o

American: Get out!

Nigerian:

My major contribution to all of this is that Nigerians are native English speakers. The end

Dan Brown made me look forward to seeing The Louvre after reading Angels and Demons as a teenager.

And I did!

How the fuck do you get into a topic if you don’t delve?

Discombobulated was literally one of Rayne's first big words. My mom and I laughed so hard because it's a word I use almost daily so we knew it was direct from my mouth she'd learned it.

American : Here is my wife

Nigerian : You must be amazed by my good fortune.

American: I can't help you right now.

Nigerian: I’m a man of modest income and I always try not to overstretch my luck.

We are not the same.

Americans: You’re silly.

Nigerians: You’re nothing but a bombastic element.

We’re not the same.

Because if not, why declare ‘anarchy looms’ when you can just say ‘there’s fire on the mountain’ or so. 😅

‘Let’s give a round of applause to our amiable and charismatic First Lady. A woman of class and panache, a dedicated philanthropist, quintessential public administrator and an epitome of beauty’ nko?

😭😭

If you hear “all protocols duly observed” you fit faint

Having rich friends is so stressful. This one just message me, “Hauwa come to Paris.”

Did you delve into the manual though?

My mom used to use words like
Perambulate and Gallivant to speak to me casually.

That’s the GPT English? Ah, it’s all over Jackie

My dad that likes using “frugal, avalanche and Facade” to talk to us.
Then ask us to go find the meaning ourselves 😩🙆🏻‍♂️

Women in tech

I’ve done my part. Better days ahead 🥂

Naija politician starter pack.

As we embark on this journey to foster peace and prosperity amongst our people, rest assured that our focus will be on harnessing the vibrancy of our youths, to empower them and unlock their great potential, at this crucial moment in our history.