realizing every single conspiracy theory is starting to come true

January has been a hell of a year.

tomorrow is finally a new month after 42 years of January.

Eyes Wide Shut was a documentary.

january didn't count happy new year everyone

Swish 🍒 Tennis Federer won 65 consecutive matches on grass and won 19 ATP titles on grass, including a record 8 Wimbledons titles. He beat prime Djokovic at his very best, handled grass-court specialist Murray on his own turf and at just 19 years old, he beat the original grass king, Sampras.

In their mad rush to erase "Socialist" and "Secular" from our beautiful Preamble, they ended up hitting at "Sovereign" first. What more to expect from a bunch that neither fought for freedom, nor believed in the Constitution, nor respected the tricolour for decades. #US #Oil

Roger Federer is still the oldest player to ever win Indian Wells, and he did it without dropping a set.. THE GOAT

Miss the good ol‘times sooooo much… 📸 fedal__tennis Roger Federer

this year we will have films by VILLENEUVE NOLAN HAMAGUCHI LEE CHANG-DONG GERWIG EGGERS IÑÁRRITU SPIELBERG

Truth

Roger Federer is STILL the oldest man to win a Masters title 🐐

When I was studying in the US, I had a Lebanese lab mate who told me that beautiful girls are named Hind because of India.

India is the third biggest film market, yet we can’t properly accommodate two releases at once. Project Hail Mary… an IMAX-shot film, can’t even secure decent screens a day before release, let alone IMAX shows, while Dhurandhar gets priority everywhere.

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Roger Federer is still the oldest man to win a Masters title, having claimed the 2019 Miami Open aged 37 years and 235 days 🏆

Federer was the greatest 37-38 in history. His 2019 season was great. Had Federer not got a career ending injury in early 2020, he would have played at a really high level in to his early 40s. I am sure of that.