I am back to being a unit. All is right with the world again 🥹

Croissants are the cure to hangovers

I caught the garter at the wedding last night Now where is my wife

Proof that Sweet Willy Rollbar and I can be friends during football season

Yes.

Yes.

امروز ما خون هر پرنده قرمز و هر بوفون ساکن صحرا در آریزونا را می نوشیم!

Yes.

Yes.

GO FUCKIN BROWNS

امروز ما خون دست‌های کوچک و هر تپه‌ای بی دندان را در پیتسبورگ می‌نوشیم

Yes.

امروز خون هر قوچ، کارداشیان و نان تست آووکادو که جابرونی می خورند در لس آنجلس می نوشیم!

Welp, looks like I’m staying in Ohio lol

Yes.

So now that metas down does that mean all the influencers have to get real jobs?

“I looked up at the sky and remembered nothing could ever eclipse how much u mean to me. Hope ur well.”

Bro, I looked at the eclipse and now I’m GAY

It’s either I’m hydrated a pissing every half hour or I’m dehydrated and my entire body is a cramp. 28 is sick so far.

He grown Steps on my balls too much tho