Mangai huyu mwanamke ataniua,saa saba usiku naamshwa na mbu zinadunga dunga kifua kumbe bibi alichukua blanketi yote akaniacha ivo,na hataki nipige misumari tuingiange kama envelope,Ruto must go

Watu hutoka mbali sana,Do you know there was a Time daddy owen alikua mwizi,anapiga watu ngeta for a living,and now hes rolling with the daughter of a president,Hii inanipea hope buana,sitaishi kupewa msomo 2am na bibi juu nimemwambia awache kujufunika na blanketi yote

Wanaume tulisema muache upuzi ya kubeba lunch like nursery kids,kwani hamna aibu ata kidogo ati unabeba mchele na waru kwa bag umeenda job? The only acceptable meal unafaa kubeba ni chapati,unairusha kwa mfuko ya trouser,kwa office unaichuna tu mdogo mdogo

"Chama ya kina Mama, brayo unataka kujoin ya Nini ? Kuna kitu sielewi " 😂💀

I am healed in Jesus name 🙏

Friday haifiki?

Broke me wondering people saying Mpesa is not working

Mum :ebu ambia wageni 'C' for Me: snake

Wacha niingie meeting sasa

Nyinyi mnaona kairo alitoa wapi hii pesa anapea vijana pressure nayo

Enzo named man of the match. What a performance today from him.

As the chairman wa locust Twitter and a small wig nikama my ancestors wameamua kesho nipande chopper. 5k retweets wajomba is possible. Kaende kama gari ya miraa.

"Mimi sikupiga mtu, ni kichwa yake ilisonga karibu na mkono wangu" - Peter Salasya

Eeh manze 😂😂😂💉

Finally my baby is here 😌, hey ⁦Book Ten⁩ lets dance tonight love