Does paying off a porn star, lying about it, and getting indicted on 34 felony counts also make him smart, or just sleepy?

The Sandman wasn’t coming after me. He was coming after you - I was just nodding off in his way.

#SleepyDon

How about if DJT can spell “graduation”, he can go?

I mean, who among us hasn’t fallen asleep during the first day of our felony criminal trial?

What’s Trump texting on his phone from inside the courtroom:

“Stormy, U up?”

#SleepyDon

He’s literally doing this from inside the courtroom. WTF.

74 million people voted for him in 2020. He can’t math.

If she isn’t standing in her kitchen and fake-crying, it doesn’t count.

Hamberders and Diet Coke all around!

To the folks who gave me a hard time because I suggested that this might not have been an accident, ahem. cnn.com/2024/04/15/us/…

I’m pretty sure that the other guys in prison won’t take kindly to a man who poisons his own newborn baby. Fantastic, if true.

This is so good.

Maybe Robert E. Lee fell out of favor because he required passengers in Coach to pay for their drinks.

Really - what is happening?

Someone appears to hate the “finding out” part of FAFO.

Happy Criminal Trial Eve, to all who celebrate!

If WWIII has “already started,” how is Trump going to prevent it?

Oh, right…the Miss Universe Pageant…where he walked in on young women in various states of undress, because when you’re a pageant owner, they let you do it.

Will be wild!

Q: What birth control should gay frogs use?

A: Trojans, because they’re ribbited for your pleasure.