Before and after the big walk ❤️🤣

I don't mean to brag but I just read the patient notes I'd written back to myself and I'd got four 'regarding's in the same sentence!

Got up at 7:09am and by 7.10am I had stubbed my toe painfully on the same door frame twice.

A 107-year-old Chinese grandmother pulls out a sweet from her pocket and gives it to her 84-year-old daughter, You’re always mums baby no matter how old

Lads! I've just met the main character! I'm in a village pub. A woman in here has her own seat, her own bottle of wine behind the bar and they've saved her a lamb shank because *other people* eat them. Everyone is calling her Mrs H. Her husband apparently has no name!

So a colleague introduced me by the wrong name today. I wasn't quick enough to correct her. She then spent all afternoon introducing me to EVERYONE! Even saying 'it's not often we have two of you in the building!' It got far too late to act. So anyway, I guess I'm Hayley now...

I just dropped a pickled onion on the floor and the dog ate it SO FAST then looked at me, like, wtf was that?! 😄

My watch just told me I'd met my weekly goal. Of what?! It's Tuesday afternoon!

There's a man I always see walking a corgi around here. Just saw him now and the corgi turned to follow Chester. The man said ... "Nigel you're going the wrong way!" Nigel 🥹 oh my days... 🥹

This is Beau. He figured out how to rock back and forth all by himself. No human required. 14/10 a self-sufficient king

Mr Chester and I went litter picking for Earth Day. 🌎

You know that feeling of going out for a spring walk in the uk and you've got just the right clothes on to be exactly the right temperature? No, me neither...

Lads, quick! Is it better to arrive at the gym in shorts and slippers or shorts and bare feet? Because I'm parked outside and I've just realised these are my two available options!

"I'm hoping Loki will dry out a bit before we get back in the car..." Meanwhile, Loki...

This is Whiskey. She knows people pay good money for mud baths. Found this one for free! 13/10 very resourceful my friend (TT: ivycaponi)

Met two dogs in the park at the same time. At the end of our small three way 'is she friendly' 'he just likes to say hello' exchange. One man said 'come on Rocky' and the other said 'come on Roly' Aw!

Just did a 2h 40m run, legit spent 40 of them trying to remember the word for what I just ran over. I thought a U played a part, as did I. Possibly a soft start to the word... went all the way through the alphabet. Viaduct. I just ran over a viaduct. Passed the time I suppose...

This is Dave. He has a smile that could light up a room. Only smiling with his bottom teeth right now so he doesn't blind you. 13/10 very considerate #SeniorPupSaturday

Yesterday the man in the co-op clicked the 'visibly over 25' button from a till behind me!!! Rude!

I really wish Virginia Giuffre had been able to live to see today 😢🦋