ELECTION news Mittens asks State Govs/ To tone down economic/ Recovery news #haiku #ohTHATromney

NBA news Lebron wins his ring/ Five more and he can sorta/ Be a tad like Mike #haiku #Sports #Jordan

PEDOPHILE news Jury tells ex-coach/ Buggering boys illegal/ 9 out of 10 times #haiku #Sandusky #45outOF49guilty

LEGAL NEWS Supreme Court all set/ To screw things all up Thursday/ With health care ruling #haiku #obamacare

LEGAL news Supreme Court shoots down/ Parts of Arizona law/ But keeps "papers please" #haiku #profilingOK

HEALTHCARE news Yeah, you already heard/ One percent doesn't always/ Get their goddamned way #haiku #obamacare

ELECTION news Dems don't like Romney's/ Use of a Swiss bank account/ Cheat with the loopholes! #haiku #1%

ELECTION news Bama bangs Mittens/ But in a boring type way/ Just the old Bain stuff #haiku #BACKnFORTH

MEDIA news Microsoft pulls out/ Of MSNBC site/ To birth own unit #haiku #onlineNEWS

PIRATE news Piracy is down/ Say reports, blames downturn on/ Poor doubloon trade rate #haiku #arrrrr

OLYMPICS news Baby don't care much/ Whether you like her hair style/ Or her uniform... #haiku #Olympics #gaby

ELECTION news Romney filed taxes/ Whether he paid any tax/ is urban legend #haiku #mittens #romney

ELECTION news Romney to announce/ VP over roar from Bain/ Death squad financing #haiku #Romney #justME?

INDIA news Overcrowded bus/ Plunges into a deep gorge/ Over 40 dead #haiku #RIP

OLYMPICS news Gasol V Kobe/ As Spain takes on the US/ For basketball gold #haiku #Olympics #NBA

ELECTION news Death squad cash Romney/ To pick Medicaid death knell/ Ryan as VP #haiku #Romney

ELECTION/RAPE news Retweet if your vaj/ Has a special self- sealing/ Hatch device built in #haiku #LegitimateRape #Akin

GOP CONVENTION news Isaac gets busy/ At GOP convention/ Blow vs. Blowhards #haiku #GOP #Mittens

WEATHER news Irene slams levees/ Mitt says theres no abortions/ For hurricane babies #haiku #MittRomney

EGYPT-LYBIA news Embassies burn up/ In protest of US film/ Guess that's 2 thumbs down #haiku #everyone'sAcritic