// Thinking about deleting all my accounts. Don’t use them anymore. This one will be hard to let go.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary BWAHAHA

// Someone give me pointers on sniping in Halo cuz I suck balls.

“We all know who the star of that movie is.”

// Yeah my typos suck atm. Haaa

//Holy Hell. We’ve been doing this since 2017 and my slow ass never replies. I feel terrible.

This is awkward.

“Oh... too bad you can’t catch me.”

Has crawled out from a pathetic hole. Reeks of booze. Needs more sleep. Bye.

“Always in the tower.” x.com/featheredsolda…

Drinks it. Has been stuck in the quantum realm for too long. Oops. x.com/iamtheoutlawed…

“I should probably not get stuck in another realm again.”

“I get another movie.”

“Space wasted!”

“I would just like you all to know how amazing I am.” youtu.be/Hi0BzqV_b44

“Well Tony did beat those aliens in space...” x.com/galaxysidiot/s…

// Typo = delete tweet = too lazy to type it up again.

// Ensue gross crying. x.com/viridesicarius…

// I don’t. x.com/viridesicarius…