Fun fact: when women are on their period, they're being flooded with testosterone. which means when men say we're emotional and hysterical on our period, it's actually because we're acting like a man.

Here I was trying to mentally prepare for a funeral tomorrow & just learned someone else passed. This is so stupid.

During a job interview, if they ask: "Tell me about a time you failed." USE THE GOLDEN RESPONSE:

i think fathers lose their MIND a little the moment they realize their DAUGHTERS aren’t as FORGIVING as their WIVES

Níggas will spend 400 in the club then go home and say “open up mama it’s me”😭💀

I need some good news

Blocking ppl is way more fun now. That lil “🚫” means business!!

It’s Dom Kennedy weather outside.

Idk. Kinda wanna go to Cheesecake Factory, order hella appetizers & a mocktail.

Idk how I flew way beyond my exit to go to the gym lol. I knew I needed today off!

paramore x groove theory ain't it fun x tell me

Too much socializing is DRAINING. I’m going off the grid to be a hippie or something.

My mom had me AND dude naturally but scared of piercings. I told her to stop being a wuss bc I’m still respectful 😂

If the Algorithm shows you my creative work, kindly support by sharing

Down two pounds, feeling real petite today.

And just like that, the weekend is over

Whatever my baby wants, my baby gets. I’m the baby.

I want sushi for lunch but getting it delivered just doesn’t align with my spirit. It feels so wrong.

Every time i decide to come out of hibernation, it’s nothing but baby daddies outside.

This what yall get for talking shit about that groundhog.