nothing is sparking joy

how it feels farting away your stomach pain

My roman empire is Just my entire life. I think about everything that's ever happened to me Every day

I brought my groceries home from the store and now they want to be put up. What’s next? Getting cooked? I might as well just never eat again at this point

I hope I might one day stun in new photos

im saving myself for a situationship

if you really loved me you’d still text me after i ignore you for a whole year

you really just wake up one day and be like actually.. that’s enough of that - and switch gears completely

DO SOMETHING NICOLE!!!!!!

EVERYONE GET MORE AFFECTIONATE TO YOUR FRIENDS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The long distance fuckbuddy you text the moment you find out you’re going to be in their city is also part of your chosen family.

geographically i'm not in a good place.

Not to make it a competition but I wasted 15

Shout out to the people who still post on Instagram

the craziest thing about Carly Rae Jepsen's music is that i can never decide what the best song on her discography is cuz the best song is usually the one that’s playing at that moment

you know this would be a great time….FOR THE CONGA LINEEEEEE!!!

This has to be my least favorite archetype on the traitors😭 #TheTraitors