High School Teachers: “You’ll never have free time in college classes.” Art Professor: “When we do a studio day, it’s your guys’ time. Wanna get food? Go ahead. Gotta take a call? Step out and take it. Need to shit really bad? Don’t ask. Just go ahead.”

High School Teachers: “You won’t have time to have fun in your college classes.” Public Speaking Professor: “I had a student give a presentation about STDs.” Dude at front of class: “Did they have visual aids?”

High School Teachers: “College is gonna be very serious. Take High School serious so you’ll be ready.” Public Speaking Professor: *spends 25 minutes of a 50 minute class looking at dog pictures.* *Pomeranian comes on the screen. * “When I hear about these I wanna kick a dog.”

HS Teachers: “College Professors won’t share their personal lives with you.” Public Speaking Professor: “If I have kids, I won’t let them play football in high school. Why? Ha! Cause I did and what do I have to show for it? Shitty legs and a drinking habit.”

High School Teachers: “College is gonna be like High School but harder.” High Schools: *bans vaping* Dude in my Art Appreciation class: *Tells professor I’m juuling in back of class* Professor: “Shit. Is he gonna share? I’ve already had a stressful week and it’s only Tuesday”

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