Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn’t work. The dog probably just thinks, “Awesome, now we’re both barking!”

Every time you drink water, you reset a timer that is counting down the seconds until you die of dehydration.

When you’re criticised for being short, they’re really just saying the worst thing about you is that there isn’t more of you.

A Comma is a pause in a sentence while a coma is a pause on life

I'm not sure what's worse. Waiting on your dealer when you're dry or waiting on the pizza delivery guy when you're high.

La lighting and thunder is crazy right now! Took this photo just now 😲

I wonder how many people wash their ass and face with the same luffa sponge everyday and don’t even think twice about it 😂

Do you think Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane? Or was he clappin gorilla cheeks?

How I explain weed to people that ask: Weed=beer🍻 Dabs=shots 🥃 Cbd=non-alcoholic beer🍺

All the major corporations will rebuild but the small business owners that spent their entire life building their business may never recover. These “protestors” are criminals and should be treated as such. #riots2020 #georgesfloyd

youtu.be/6piNKCANpCE

youtu.be/6piNKCANpCE #QAnon #covidtruth #covid #DeepState

Must watch. This was from 2 years ago youtu.be/xnclARKsQxg #Pizzagate #pizzagate #truth #Epstein #maxell #obamagate #evergreen #liveartevergreen #SatanicElite #DeepStateExposed #pedoisland #WayfairTrafficksChildren

God bless America 🇺🇸🙏

When is it time to fight for our rights? The time is now. It’s time to rise up against our tyrant government. They can’t censor us all! #censorship #trump2020

Sometimes I wonder is the colonel from kfc was a slave owner that stole a chicken recipe from his slaves and made a restaurant claiming the recipe as his own. 🤷‍♂️

We need to start a movement where we all settle our differences and come together to take on our real enemy, the government