Good thing it was Jon Bon Jovi & not David Lee Roth

Haitian Wagyu

see, even Josh Allen has to ask sometimes

Time for him to get a white woman that look like Boomer Esiason to close the circle

Rewatched this play and what a spectacular highlight for the ref —realizes Jefferson is coming his way, stops —goes 0-60, outsprints 49er defenders to stay out of their way —backpedals, stops on the goal line to make a potential call on a goal line tackle

he dressed like a bisexual archaeologist

you called?

John Mulaney getting on stage and mercilessly mocking everyone at Salesforce’s Dreamforce conference is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

I actually don't like Zuck dressing like the kid in my high school who got arrested for selling coke, feels disingenuous and maybe stolen valor

GRIMACE ON THE OZEMPIC TOO?!?!?!!

😂

So McDonald’s employees can spot the United healthcare CEO murderer but can’t spot the fries missing from my fucking bag?!?!!??

Not a political statement, nothing against Rep Williams, I’m sure the thought comes from “safety” and good intentions but this might be the softest shit I’ve ever heard 🤦🏾‍♂️

carl hates immigrants so much he won't even brown his steak

All-time snl skit

Michigan assistant: Hey, coach! Wanna go over some film?? Sherrone Moore: