I came I saw I came again oh god it's everywhere

Happy friday! Let's get this head 😎

the worst part about Ted Bundy was the sexism

Hairy Pooper and the Poisoner of Ass kabam

I swallowed my juul and im burpin up some fat clouds

Cockerspaniel more like Vaginaspaniel

Taking Plan B as a dietary supplement is not encouraged, but it definitely isn't discouraged, am I right ladies?

This account may be a joke, but your safety is not! In light of recent threats made against HHHS, be extra careful and keep your wits about you in school. If you see something off, report it. Stay safe kids! Vaccines cause autism.

Pride month has been over for a few weeks but I still feel pretty fuckin gay. Might go see a doctor.

I completely forgot no nut november ended 🤦🏻‍♂️ this subway restroom ain't ready for the heat I'm packin'

The lights were off in my room when i reached for my vibrator last night... woke up and my curling iron smells like butthole 😪😪

Don't Nair your asshole unless you're ready to feel the burn and withstand the itch

I really made this account to try and get caught by my High School administration and I'm kind of depressed that it didn't work

She give the most mindblowing head call her Kurt Cobain

Premarital sex -can get you pregnant -sinful (You're going to Hell) -distracts you from schoolwork Big Chungus -Won't get you pregnant -Christian -Will help you study

a dick in the butt is worth two in the bush

The fake news media would have you believe that it is breaking some kind of rule for me to have this account... Wrong!! Stupid!! Del Taco and Hoes Smell don't know the laws, and I do. I'll see you in court!!

How you gonna prison rape me then not cuddle afterwards 🥺

Butt fungus and slut chungus

What in the fuck is a skibidi toilet