It really blows my mind how much better it is to poo with no pants on.

Berlin and red looking at Same picture? #TheBlacklist

Nate Schierholtz drove in the first run with a sac fly, and Darwin Barney's third hit drove in the next. The #Cubs lead 15-5.

Great white shark tagged in Cape Cod found 3,685 miles away fxn.ws/1hXwrFN

You have to admit I still make a hell of a lot more sense than Scientology.

Top google in Cleveland: "How to un-burn a jersey"

US Soccer was 1-2-1 ... Taking the world by storm! You are what your record says you are.

Just walked by a church doorstep that was housing seven homeless men inside sleeping bags. Five of seven were on smart phones... #priorities

"Bro Code: pic.x.com/a6Msiay4ex"

Can we agree on a form of punctuation that equals like half an exclamation mark? There's lots of emotional ground between bored and Belieber

Go like us on Facebook. Trying to get to 500 likes m.facebook.com/HiredGunOffroad

Shout out to the teenager who parallel parked the F-350 super cab, which is like parallel parking the Millennium Falcon.

Lionheart: a productivity killing movie. LIONHEART!

If this gets 1000 RTs by 3pm CT, we'll give away this #AlexGordon signed baseball. #FaceOfMLB atmlb.com/1z4Wgwa

RT if you're 918/539! #OklahomaFollowTrain

Might need some penicillin for that #DNCleak #dncleaks

Would be pretty funny to know the % of people protesting in the streets who didn't even vote