Hey so NHL let the refs know it’s not fucking about them and let the guys fucking play.

As it should be

The fact that 15 minutes later I don’t know which call this is referencing is telling.

I have the most famous hands this evening.

Fuck it this bitch is fire

I know the deformed pig isn’t talking shit.

He should get that checked out.

Shit talk them all you want but they’re not even at the bottom of the standings.

Hey so… where’s Nico?

DEVILS WIN

Utah just casually out posting thirst traps? Fuck it let’s go.

Alabama could just have a normal win but no it has to be in the most stressful way possible.

“Like I fuck with Bluey heavy.” - m 🧚🏻‍♀️

Quiet luxury ✨

Like fine wine.

This is how I know hockey romance authors don’t know actually know hockey. Ain’t none of these shits showing up in actual tabloids as anything more than “broken arm guy.”

Tweets that didn’t age well

1 for 2.

College football SM has been messy in the last 48 hours and I’m LIVING.

My entire Apple Music Replay being Taylor Swift and Kpop Demon Hunters is pretty on brand for how the second half of 2025 went.