When I was a kid, if I said “I’m hungry” my mom would respond, “Hi Hungry, my name is tired” and I have literally never identified with a person more.

Checking your ballot three times before you turn it in like you’re taking the SAT’s.

If there is one thing I’ve learned from the past couple of election cycles it’s that we really need to place more value on education.

Happy Steve Kornacki day to all who celebrate!

Election Day sweatshirt, on.

One of my earliest memories is my dad honoring his promise to wake up in the middle of the night ON A SCHOOL NIGHT to tell me who won the election. This has been my Super Bowl ever since.

Does everyone have their emotional support childless cat lady?

A haunted house but it’s just the electoral college.

My 3 year old nieces preschool class had a voting event yesterday and the candidates were the mouse and the rooster. She voted for the mouse, but the rooster won. Take what you will from that.

I’m already tired.

Whoever decided to have Election Day right after a holiday that would leave us with 2 pounds of leftover candy really came through.

If you’re still in bed stay in bed.

Cinnabon should be free for women today.

Y’all sick for making Mike Tyson stay up to fight 4 hours after his bedtime.

My toxic trait is I get JOMO. Joy of missing out.

if you are a people-pleasing + rule following eldest daughter, i cannot stress how important it is to disappoint your parents.

We all have that one mug that turns into absolute molten lava in the microwave.

I feel like I’m mentally shutting down and also coming back to life at the same time and it’s weird.

How many calories in 6 mini bags of gummy bears leftover from Halloween? Asking for a friend.

This year I don’t want to sit at the adult table or the kids table. I want to sit on the floor with the pets.