Someone said “Pattern recognition is one of the highest forms of intelligence” and I agree with them.

The softer the life the hornier the wife

BREAKING🚨: Sleep deprivation literally shuts down the brain’s production of critical proteins needed for memory and learning.

My daughter texted me from a party: “Mom, do we still have ice cream at home?” We don’t. That’s the code. “Ice cream” means: come get me right now. “Cookies” means: call me in five minutes with an excuse. “Nothing” means: I’m okay. She said ice cream. I didn’t ask questions.

Screaming Free Palestine next to an Indian I know she was burning inside

In August 2015, at age 17, Yusra and her older sister Sara fled the Syrian civil war. They reached Turkey and boarded an overcrowded inflatable dinghy (designed for 6-7 people but carrying about 20 refugees) heading across the Aegean Sea to the Greek island of Lesbos. About

Di Thread buzzer zionist banyak bener ya. 🤢🤮

Pas baca yg pertama muncul di kepala: ju…….. al?

We are SEAblings

HAH

Kok we geli ya bacanya 😭😭😭😭

INGAT CARA HADAPI SETIAP TIPE ORANG Kalau lo ketemu... 1. Orang sombong → Jangan tandingi egonya. 2. Orang pemarah → Turunin nada bicara. 3. Orang suka gosip →Jangan kasih info pribadi. 4. Orang keras kepala →Jangan buang energi buat debat. 5. Orang pintar → Banyakin

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Novotel cabang Malta juga ok 👌🏻

I don’t know who needs to hear this… but this cat did not “find” that kitten. He stole it. For three days, our orange menace kept going outside and coming back acting suspiciously proud. Tail high. Eyes wide. Strutting like he had just closed a business deal. We thought

WAIT WHAT! 😭 Khatm al-Anbiya HQ has a message for Trump IN ENGLISH? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The Khatm al-Anbiya HQ spokesman says, “The outcome of war cannot be determined by tweets, the results of war is determined in the field. The very place where you and your forces do not dare to

Betul. Aku bikin miso soup pake dashi dan air rendaman konbu semalam di kulkas. Ena banget. 🥹

APE 😭😭😭😭