can we hangout one thousand times

drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto ... it's not gonna happen 😭

being a picky eater is not for the weak like first u have to deal with not liking any food and then u got ppl on ur ass telling you to grow up and eat tomatoes.

Not even exaggerating, having good friends will save your life fr

tengo depresión postparto pero del parto en el que naci yo

Your 20s are the best years of your life. Me in my 20s:

"aguantar hasta el viernes" "30 minutos de clase más" "dos días más" "aguantar hasta Navidad"

A partir de hoy me voy a relajar, si no resolví mi vida en 9 meses, menos en 3.

Si fui capaz de hacer esta cantidad de cosas triste imagínense FELIZ, imparable

When people give valid criticisms to things I like

de regalo de navidad pido ser feliz

“A House on Mango Street” by Sandra Cisneros

the concept of having to study (which I hate) to get a job (which I hate) in order to live (which I hate)

Victor le dice a Joel Móntate en mi motora Pero de momento Joel le dice a Victor Desayuna con huevo Pero de momento Víctor le dice a Joel Toma mango De repente entonces Joel le dice a Victor Quisiera ser una mosca Para pararme en tu piel

i think everything should be centered around women instead of men because men suck and women are pretty

es increíble cómo nunca supero nada en mi vida sea bueno o malo soy un envase destinado a la nostalgia eterna

My fav on this day, always