Weather app: Rain expected for the next 6.5 hours. Me:

So can anyone guess what state I'm in lol

Lol talk ab lazy

Can't a girl just get some voulez vous coucher avec moi sheesh

Without having gone, it seems to me Billie eilish won last night's lollapalooza

Low-key the devil wears Prada soundtrack is a phenomenal commute playlist

I feel so aggressive when I have to txt STOP to unsubscribe from any marketing txts lol

Why do oofos have to be so ugly they seem so comfy

y'all thought we were finished

I am not going to buy another fall jacket, I am not going to buy another fall jacket, I am not going to but another fall jacket

We can go on all day if you want, noli 👀

The poor carved pumpkins who have passed their peak and increasingly look like this

Who wants to come over for breakfast!

Truly the most loyal friend since 2012

I miss the og twitter days ngl

Did not know how many private chefs there are out in the world until my Tik tok feed

Everyone’s watching march madness im over here watching the new Lindsay Lohan romcom lmao

Not me bringing 4 reusable bags to target without “needing anything” even tho im well aware that I’m about to “need” a lot soon lol

Tristan Harper 😭😭😭😭❣️❣️❣️❣️

I forgot how much sisterhood of the traveling pants makes me cry lol