so mind flayers are just a massively fucked up polycule i guess

There are some special objects which I'm hoping to one day own. My brother-in-law taught me how to play guitar and loaned me a beat-up Hohner with electric strings and a treble clef burnt into the side. I wrote my first songs with it, and I would pay any $$$ to own it one day.

Me and my cat have teamed up so many times to kill a spider, and he's such a bad teammate. He always draws aggro before I'm ready.

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i went to the owl show at the zoo and the owl got swooped by noisy miners and fucking left. they lost the owl.

D&D Beyond is SO much slower than using a real book, it's pathetic.

I just ran a test of the Goblin Arrows encounter, but I wanted to see what happens with optimal strategy from both sides. - Players won on Round 7, dealing between 30-40 damage - Took 105 damage - Healed 30 HP - Fell unconscious 7 times - Used 5 spell slots

I ran it again, but with a different player strategy and 2024 pregens, and the goblins still did pretty well: - Players won on Round 5 - Took 50 damage - Healed 14 HP - Fell unconscious 2 times - Used 2 spell slots

my only life goal is to not die in a silly way

Gimli was the Professor in Sliders.

i am BIG excited about [latest video game]

You know what they say: you can't make an omelette. You're not allowed to.

if you join my newsletter, this week I'll send you a fun halloween D&D one-shot where all the players are skeletons running away from a single level 3 paladin start-a-quest.com/halloween

I'm in a fight with my gas company. Here's the teams I've been through. - customer service team - customer service team supervisor - customer relationship team (manages difficult customers) - the ombusdman-complaint team - the ombudsman-complaint team fucked up team

very shocked by latest controversy :(

the bar is extremely low

got em