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@heyekp

housewife. mom x2. believer. crafter. bookworm. wannabe homesteader. homeschooler.

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calendar_today13-05-2019 23:07:00

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Feels like husbands zyn is taunting me from its spot on the dresser next to his wallet That and the preworkout in the cabinet that’s basically crack… can’t wait for the fun things like that after baby sis weans lol

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She did it again! Slept from 9-2, nursed, then woke to nurse again just now. Omg I feel like a new woman aside from cuddle curl induced hip pain… my body forgot how to sleep for more than an hour without moving.

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Adding Spanish into our homeschool subjects starting today! I’m only slightly ahead of the kids in my self taught journey so we’re really learning as a family lol

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The kids and I got Chick-fil-A for lunch and idk if it was the workers or just perfect timing on our part but I’ve never had it taste SO GOOD like even the fries were amazing and they’re usually meh

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This is a superpower that gets stronger with each baby! I have a note on my phone of little (often overlooked) tasks that usually only take 5 minutes. It’s like a challenge every day to see how many I can do.

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Trying to find 2 matching 100% cotton king sized quilts to cover the whole family/cosleeping bed setup so it can look neatly made and it’s unfortunately not going to be very affordable 🙃

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I can’t stop thinking about chopping all my hair off every since redoing my undercut Like the ultimate fresh start and then growing it back out? Sounds downright irresistible rn

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Bad advice moms have been told in the past: - Put yourself first. It’s more important that your children have a happy mom than for you to do hard things for them. - Go back to work. The newest toys, traveling, a nicer house, more clothes, a newer car - it’s more important than

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Big sister was talking about how she wants to have bunk beds and share a room with baby sis when she’s old enough and it made our boy cry because he also wants bunk beds… husband and I looked at each other like well that settles it, gotta have a 4th

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I can’t wrap my head around being a mom with a small baby and posting on social media about wanting to do drugs…….. like is that not embarrassing? Meanwhile I feel bad about looking forward to a lil nicotine and preworkout once my baby is weaned lol

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I hate that there’s so many perverts, if it weren’t for them I’d totally share more cloth diaper content and advice bc I’m basically an expert after using them on three babies…

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The family bed has been wonderful so far but holy cow it’s a lot of work on laundry day lol Between our bedding and the dog’s bed and blankets from our room I’m on load #4 of the day and it’s only 11:30

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That some cultures are better than others, and if you want to flee somewhere fucked up for somewhere not fucked up, you absolutely MUST immediately, fully, and enthusiastically assimilate. If “your way of doing things” ruined your country, you do not get to take it with you.