You know you loved it, Candace.

Candace. Your parents aren’t even here.

*kisses Candace to make her forget about her brothers for one night... and then drags her onto the dance floor*

Candace. Shouldn’t you be getting the bouquet for Nessy to toss?

Well. Pressure is on now. Gotta go catch me a... that thing. *doesn’t know what a garter is*

Whoops. Well, I guess we’re not the next to get married, Candace. Maybe next time. *shrugs nonchalantly*

*watches the cake sharing go down* Awww... I promise ours won’t be as messy, Candace.

So... when’s our wedding again?

Oh. I thought we did already. *says as he puts his arms around Candace’s stomach, patting it* After all, don’t we have a surprise on the way that no one knows about yet?

Okay, did my girl just change her birthday or something? I didn’t know Phineas and Ferb had that... power?

Candace! Are... are you alright?

Perhaps. Or it could be something else.

Yes. That. Should we...

*goes to the store and comes back and hands Candace a ‘test’ to take*

Crud crud drud crud crud crudx9

Happy birthday, Candace! For real this time!

I’ve got twenty presents, all with your name on them.

One for every year, my lady.

What am I thankful for? My gorgeous girlfriend Candace G. Flynn™.

Good news, everyone! I’m pregnant!