It’s weird that people idolize the physics of body builders that are so obviously on steroids. Like you really can’t tell???

I’m feeling anxious and angry today and that is a lethal combo

WHEN YOU GET LINKEDIN EMAILS ABOUT YOUR EXES?!?!? Do you know ______? Absolutely no I do not!!

One thing about me is that if you’re talking I’m eavesdropping

Brands putting out dog toy versions of their top selling products is peak marketing and as a consumer I will fall for it 12/10 times

Real talk I am practically crying reading these sweet teacher appreciation cards from parents. I am tooooo soft for this

Someone asked my daughter if she had a hobby and her answer was “just sitting”

I think the reason I don’t respect men is because they pretend to like piss water aka beer

Okay fine that’s not the only reason but it’s definitely one of them

Wholesome grandpa vibes

I need someone to explain to me like I’m 5 years old. It was confirmed that is she born a biological woman but testing showed elevated levels of testosterone. If we are saying elevated levels of testosterone makes you a biological man, does that mean ‘women’ who suffer from

"Sorry, your parents are too poor to pay for your lunch." (Some of the other lunch ladies would either put money on accounts or sneak kids food). I'm now 45. Some kids ONLY eat what they get at school. As a taxpayer who doesn't have kids, I wany my money to FEED KIDS.

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

As of this morning, Taylor Swift’s Instagram story link directly led to over 300 THOUSAND new voter registrations in the United States.

Some of you didn’t listen to Cold As You on your iPod nano and scream sing the bridge as a 13-year-old in your room after school and it shows!!

"The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived" by Taylor Swift SURGED 129.30% on Spotify following Donald Trump's inauguration yesterday. —The song earned 635,873 streams, its best day in nearly five months.

I was informed that the team will be seeking a trade immediately and will be working with me and my family to find the right place to continue competing for championships. I don’t agree with the decision and always believed it was going to begin and end in LA. Still, if there’s

rep forever guilt free listening!

You hold the bag of gummy clusters and suddenly you’re the most popular person in the room