let me get this straight a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

Netanyahu: “We live in this savage space called the Middle East.” Then fucking leave. Go back to non-savage Poland where the sun won’t fry your skin to cancer levels.

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

I'm this old

just saw someone call Priyanka Chopra "Daal Gadot" on this app and my faith in humanity has been restored 😭

Reminder: if voting requires a $165 passport, that’s a poll tax. We made those unconstitutional in 1964.

"China will lose the US market-" "We don't care. China has been here for 5000 years and most of the time, there was no United States" 😭😭😭

Ate her up.

70 and 80 year old people are generally unemployable due to physical and mental decline but for some reason we allow them to run the entire fucking country.

"Bread is bad for you," "rice is bad for you"—sorry, I'm not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. I love you, carbs.

I don't wanna hear about your 9/11 anymore, man. It's been 9/11 everyday for people in the middle east for the past 20 years. Fuckin barbarians and murderers.

“It’s the government not the people!!!” Meanwhile the people:

This is in Iran. He is pretending to haggle with the cat.

I love being a California pos

New York City’s Mayor just said what most elected officials won’t. “We always seem to have money for war. But not to feed the poor.” Mamdani didn’t stop there. Thousands of civilians killed. Tens of billions spent. And every program that gets called “unrealistic” — housing,

I deserve a dragon after all I have been through

the concept of Indians and Pakistanis not being able to visit eachothers countries, while foreigners visit both the countries and tell us how similar Delhi and Lahore is, when they were the ones who initiated the partition

Sometimes I’m mad as fuck at 6:39am

first in my bloodline to ignore whatever the bloodline believes in