Our parents really ate with printing our pictures and putting them in albums.

none of the real artists are afraid of being replaced by AI btw

no girlfriend. gym 4 times a week. right shoulder hurts. same 2 friends. one delusional crush. life is good.

calling in retarded to work

The older you get, the more you realize your mom is literally your best friend in life.

Speaking to a girl that is done with you feels like you’re speaking to HR

Perfect Blue by xiuxiukong

A man will KNOW if he wants to marry you in 2months in. He doesn’t need 2+years.

People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad

If you love your mom, retweet this

I make enemies the old fashioned way. By telling the truth.

The antidote for brain rot is books. The antidote for brain rot is books. The antidote for brain rot is books. The antidote for brain rot is books. The antidote for brain rot is books. The antidote for brain rot is books. The antidote for brain rot is books.

Laughing with your mom is one of the best moments ever.

people who are extremely well read are attractive

This is real explanation