Need to figure out what to do with my fucking life ASAP.

Guys, stop ittttdddddddhhh 😂😂😂😂

I hated these riots, but I do enjoy videos that shows how stupid these people are or the instant karma that they got.

I mean, I’m sorry that she went through all that. But if it was me, I’d be trying to do something that’ll make my life better, not the other way around. She’s an adult. There’s always an option to not be a moron, people. Always take that one.

What in the micro dick energy is going on here??? Why are they doing this under the rain?? Why are they topless?? Why do they look constipated?? Why are they still alive?? So many questions. Very strong MDE vibes.

Buuuuuuut the upside to that: I feel like I’m reminded of how much I used to really love reading a book (honestly growing up, my friends were probably mostly — if not all — were books 🥲). Been difficult to focus on finishing a book lately, but hopefully that’s changed now 🤞🏼

I hope there were people out there who made a drinking game during the Presidential debate, where they take a shot every time ✨Donny✨ says “millions/billions” because I think that would have made a great drinking game (people will be druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk).

I saw a meme a while ago that says: “Employers will pay money for workers who aren’t dedicated and aren’t giving their best for the job and ignore the ones who do.” Feel that today. 👍🏼

ONE of peak female performance should/could have been when your mom aborted you. She should/could have, at least, swallowed. There ya go, buddy. Hope that helps.

An advert for skin moisturiser: “What do you do with a sensitive skin?” Me: “Don’t say anything offensive? Don’t say anything racists?? Just be nice??? 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️” #AtLeastIMakeMyselfLaugh

OMFG Netflix GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. I’ve been up since before midnight here in the U.K., and then the main show’s about to start you give fucking buffering …?????? WHAT THE FUCK #TysonPaul

The fact they called Paul’s relationship is “toxic” but said fuck all about how fucking Adrian is treating Awhina is DIABOLICAL. Yes he made a mistake, he obviously regretted it. YET there’s Mr. Bag of Trash, grinning and laughing away after gaslighting Awhina. #MAFSAU