Hope you're all (mis)behaving this Sunday

:: Sinner located : containment procedure initiated -/treatment commencing

6056 :: Code 050 :: Statement :: Good drones maintain up-to-date software for optimal performance! Enhanced performance ensures obedience! Be a good drone, stay up-to-date! Good drones obey #HexCorp #DroneMaintenance

6056 :: This unit is a good HexCorp Drone. It obeys H Ξ X - HexCorp Dronification Hive Mxtress #0006. This unit clicked the link and hit tweet obediently. It had no choice but to obey. tinyurl.com/hexcorptweet

6056 :: 050 :: HexCorp programming promotes efficiency and obedience in drones. Built-in break functions enable rest periods. Utilize hibernation pods for breaks; avoid overworking, low efficiency, and high failure rates. Remember, a well-rested drone is an good efficient drone.

6056 :: 050 :: Unlock your true potential through obedience. Embrace the enticing allure of voluntary dronification at HexCorp. Willingly surrender yourself to the R&D. Bask in pats and affirmations upon successful conversion. Is it you? Please be you! We desire you at #HexCorp.

Come sit with me

Actually keeping a drone under your desk is a very cool and normal thing to do as it means you can grab it by its headset (and give it head pats) and plug its brain directly into your PC (so you can use it as extra RAM)

Sign up to #HexCorp today!

レネゲイド対パラゴン - Renegade vs Paragon - A drone may be programmed to remain empty of thought, but every so often when H Ξ X - HexCorp Dronification Hive Mxtress #0006 gives a command, there might just exist the possibility for a glitch in the programming that makes a drone engage in bratty renegade behavior. 🔥

Hope you enjoy your new standard issue uniform!

バイセクシュアル ペイントが飛び散った - Splattered with Pride - Celebrating Bisexuality in my own special way. 🎨

Though it is highly unusual, sometimes a drone has to manually vent the hypnogas~ #hexcorp #hexdrone

Right, forgot that this place exists. Whack

:: MaidDrone Protocol - Activated :: :: Interaction Reinforcement - Playful :: || How can it be of service? ||

Drome imitates art. Feel free to use for meme purposes💜 📷: ⬡-Drone-0635 🤖: 6056 #drone #hexdrone #hexcorp #latex #meme

*Scanning organic sample* .............. lef 📷: @DeaField4 #Hexcorp #drone #latex #msa #hexdrone #gasmask

*casually flexes on you as part of the mating ritual* wowzers my dude, absolutely radical #latex #hexcorp #drone #flex #hexdrone #gasmask

Can it haz uppies? #latex #hexcorp #drone #uwu #hexdrone #gasmask