me: they’re all so cute but i don’t know if i can take one away from its mother and siblings pumpkin patch employee: ok

cow with heart eye

Guess who hates every single Halloween costume I bought them this year

just wanna know how covid affects mcdonald’s all day breakfast

no one: me: do you want ur present now

I want what they have

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

Shoutout to everyone who googles the menu before going to the restaurant

Pretty Baby and Fatty Daddy desperately need to get out of the shelter. Their stress is getting worse - the other dogs, millions of smells, and the general environment aren't good for them. Can you adopt or foster them? bit.ly/3o8DLqC

i be like “nah my parents didn’t pass on any weird habits to me” then show up to the airport 5 hrs early

SUNDAY NOON UPDATE: (1 of 2) The search at Walnut Creek concluded Saturday night; we did not find Ryan there. We continue to ask for your help in sharing this flyer, and staying vigilant for any sign of this missing child. missingkids.org/poster/NCMC/14…

"where did all your money go?" I'm either wearing it,or I ate it.

I had to do it...

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