Sometimes black names will be so stupid they come around into old English names. There was a kid in school named “Dartanyon” but I only ever heard it so I asked if he was named after “D’artagnan” from The Three Musketeers but he just said “like…the fuckin candy bar?”

sof 𓋹 Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal

Smokin on that shit that made Sam Hide

In American culture, if you want to convey something with authority, you show a black person saying it. Ideally a real-life black person, but a depiction will do. Some casual America-watchers mistakenly believe this is a left-wing practice, but it’s common to all Americans.

For Charlie

Don't be envious - this is a moment from a life well-lived

Whispering in the theater to my annoyed wife: "Whoa, browns are cool and punk rock, but white people are dorky spazzes?" "The racist villain burns coal? And so insecure he has to wear lifts? I wonder if he's closeted and has a small penis too..." "In real life, those Mexican

Mr English person, I am now going to read out your milquetoast boomer post from FaceBook in a grave and serious voice as if this were the Nuremberg trials.

this raven will grow up and be talking to other ravens like what do u mean ur parents werent huge as fuck and had hands?

He just needed some personal space.

one time I left my maga hat out in the kitchen and my friend's gf broke up with him bc he was living in the same house as a maga hat

Thinking was the "sin" that separated us from God. That ripped us out of Eden. We saw too much and believed we were God. Christ was the solution to bring man back to God. "Be like children, walk by faith, love one another." We're a generation of men raised to believe we are

"Trust the plan, but always chimp" is a comprehension of divine law so perfect it has evaporated atheism and all its effects, we're just not fully seeing it yet.

trump has high enough wisdom to know that bringing in a high level bard sing his favorite ballad gives him a temporary boost to charisma and advantage on all charisma saving throws for the duration

I feel like it's kind of an elephant in the room that little boys obviously have a natural inclination to take pride in menial civic jobs like garbage and construction which then gets socialized out of them over the course of growing up.

Right wing populism elevating women to top leadership positions is like putting your dog's medicine inside a piece of bologna

I've been told that "Mehdi Hassan is more American than I am because he supports American values", the criteria of which is • mass migration of his people to my country • economic redistribution programs to take from me to give to them • criminalization of opposing this