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Our new neighborhood young dad is so cool that while his kids ride scooters and bicycles with training wheels, he longboards next to them. That’s a perfect example of what I aspire to be.

"You had all of thanksgiving to do your homework..."

i pinpointed the exact moment millennial humor became this sort of fucked up weird and vague disturbing humor that is very difficult to understand from the outside looking in. essentially our downward spiral began with this video

The most popular GIF of 2017 actually perfectly sums up 2017 cnn.it/2AtTsUo

I couldn't agree more with the The Roanoke Times. Taxing graduate students will create headwinds for the growth of our regional economy: roanoke.com/opinion/editor…

Happy first night of Hanukkah to Roy Moore’s attorney and everyone else celebrating!

If you're in the area of 4th and Market, beware of traffic delays. A cow is loose. Again. No, we can't believe we're tweeting this either.

Every 👏 buffalo 👏 is 👏 a 👏 water 👏 buffalo 👏 if 👏 you’ve 👏 got 👏 a pool 👏 an 👏 F-150 👏 and 👏 balls 👏 of 👏 steel

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#FlightFashion

For every retweet of this tweet, Bell will donate 5 cents to mental health initiatives. Here’s my 5 cents. Where’s yours? #BellLetsTalk

The more I watch Riverdale, the more I realize that I am Jughead. And I don’t know how I feel

Me (in laundry room): “That kid’s tall. Good for him.” Inner me: “He’s wasting his potential by doing laundry instead of training for the Olympics. Smh” Me: “Why are you like this? You’ve been such a little bitch lately.” Inner me: “Is that a height joke...”

McDonald's is celebrating #InternationalWomensDay by flipping its famous golden arches cnn.it/2oXNxQ3