milano cortina you come to me as a girl best friend from middle school with whom i had a slight homoerotic friendship with & a fall out that felt like a divorce. goodbye.

Everyone’s talking about the first day it’s 80 degrees outside but the real moment hope is restored is the first day it’s 65 degrees out and you get a patio table in full sun during happy hour

ppl hating will for being a crybaby is always so funny to me bc then you look at the show and he's crying bc he just got hit by a car

‘You can’t smoke the maddyrue, rules, and rexi blunt all at once’ me asf

well

I need a $3 latte and a runny fried egg on toast. I need an ironic tshirt that doesn't cost $30. I need all war to end everywhere. I need to get laid.

zendaya puts on them converses and the gay takes over her like the green goblin mask

80 degrees in NYC and I’m shoulder checking Europeans all over Times Square never kys

everything sucks now because y’all are happily and willingly listening to laufey and i wish i was kidding

Soon as Justin Bieber announces this tour my brothers car going on marketplace

I thought Hunter and Zendaya decided to wake it up

gen z was named after zendaya

I HAVE PLANS THAT I CANNOT SHARE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THE HATERS WILL SABOTAGE ME