wizard sex has to be fucked up and evil or they get bored. it's enrichment.

Selene. Please. I've taught you better. This is embarrasing.

The one hand motion you have extensive practice with. No wonder that's what you resort to.

Please. Spare yourself the embarrassment. If you need help, all you have to do is ask, and I'll gladly lend my expertise.

A dirty blow, but one that I expected, as my solitude is the one place you can strike. When are you going to introduce me to your partner? Ah, but hold on...

A pitiful attempt. Stay still. I shall demonstrate...

Maybe just a little peek with the orb.

... Princess jiggletits. Hah.

Preposterous, I would never

Elfsplaining

Very few sorcerers understand that the crouching position is optimal for spellcasting. Your mana will be compressed and enemy spells will fly over your head.

One could say unmaking someone like that is very petty, But have you considered, he was being very rude?

"Don't let the upbringing fool you. those praying types are freaks" -some poor bard