Americans claiming that it gets dark really early now, while at the latitude of Rome, are stealing my goddamn valor

Geaux Sweden

If I was rich and retired at 35 I would get degrees in EVERYTHING

Pleased to call up a new prospect to the team. She's got great tools - grip strength, lung capacity, general wriggliness.

Baby won't sleep — shocker — so we're watching her first baseball game. Just putting that pressure out there for Hunter and the boys to pick up on.

One step closer every season

No shirt, no shoes, no problem

Movies are so over

My read on it is that if the 2025 season ends in disappointment, when the history of baseball is written the Astros Golden Era will have ended in 2023.

I wonder how well Cam Smith is sleeping rn

Made my triumphant return to movie theaters after nearly a year's absence and a great time was had. Watch Movies.

Queen

Squaring the circle between Giant Altuve statue and Tiny Altuve statue — a 27 feet tall Nelson's column style pedestal with lifesize statue on top.

One of my pet peeves is people referring to any stylized color grade as a "filter"

Pulling up to like a McDonald's drive thru and saying the English words in English only for the staff to not understand a word until I say it in a dumb Swedish accent. Every time. It's gonna be the thing that kills me eventually.