“You didn’t know bisexuality was a thing? I’m basically brand new and I did.”

“Is being topless even racy in this heat?”

“That does make more sense. Should have realised, don’t mind me.”

British phrases of optimism: “It might not be all bad” “You never know, you might have fun” “It’ll be over before you know it” “It can’t be any worse than last time” “At least it’ll give you something to talk about”

“Sorry but how does a blatant lack of experience make you instantly better? Also is declaring yourselves better really becoming of a hero?”

“That’s much better than being young automatically you better, yeah? Sounded proper heroic that did.”

“Why’s it gotta be raining?”

🎵 So here it is, merry Christmas, everybody’s feeling tired 🎵

“A good man would worry about the children. A scum would make noise about possessions.”

“#GlowUp courtesy of Hydra.”

“Bless. How’ve you been, Al?”

“Anyway, I’ll let you get on” - Translation: Please leave me alone now

“Getting dressed isn’t in the cards today.” #SeductiveSaturday