"Sometimes I wish I was in a coma.." x.com/aliancvna/stat…

"I do, it's just fun picking on you." x.com/spanglespimp/s…

"Can someone just love me already?"

@ManiaOfScourge "O-Oh!" He'd fall off his web before catching himself on his feet and he checked on her.

@ManiaOfScourge Peter helped her up and looked at her. "Are you sure?"

@PolishedArcher "Alright, Farton."

"Right in the feel goods.." x.com/spanglespimp/s…

"The penis joke.. Bad Bruce.." x.com/spanglespimp/s…

@PolishedArcher "Nope, I just called you Farton."

"She's mean to me!" x.com/spanglespimp/s…

"That'll do, Bruce.. That'll do.." x.com/spanglespimp/s…

"Too shay.." x.com/polishedarcher…

"Web up!" Peter scratched his head. "Well.. Square up." x.com/polishedarcher…

"One of my worst fears is beating Bruce in a game of checkers.. I'm petrified just at the thought."

"What. I'm just speaking the truth." x.com/caroldanversm/…

Peter gave a blush underneath his mask. "Well then.." x.com/caroldanversm/…

Peter scooped her off her feet and laughed. "Mwahahaha.." x.com/caroldanversm/…

Peter sighed. "Shh.." x.com/caroldanversm/…

"To enjoy the pick-up." He'd give a chuckle before acting like he would drop her, but of course he wouldn't. x.com/caroldanversm/…

|| I've been dealing with this bullshit for the past seven years lmao. x.com/lilalilarcher/…