Just booked my first Rap Battle for a couple of years.

March 30th, B. A. R. Z 2Complex V Bishop Da Box Cutta 1 Round - Acapella - 4mins max

Superb eggsplaination.

At some point towards the end of last year people, in Wales (you know who you are), started wearing these as day to day items of clothing. Since then it has rained non stop. Forget chemtrails and cloud seeding... It's DRY ROBES THAT ARE TO BLAME...

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

I snap off the stalks from the broccoli in store.

This is a first for me. This car was dead as a dodo. Opened the bonnet to find an exploded rat. On the left we can see the spine, and the one set of leg bones are up by the negative terminal. The thing has pretty much been turned inside out and peeled. 🤮

ROBOT.CHICKEN.

You know that Rap Battle stuff? Where grown ups insult each other as poetically as possible? Well, I'm doing another one on 30th March

Feeling cute. Might delete later.

If you identify as a Furry... I'm sorry, but HOW THE FUCK are you bowling? I got kids here you bloody deviant pervs. What are you, the Ten Pin Toss Pot Terrier?

This is too real, one of them just popped a dog brush out of its pockets (again, WTF, marsupial dogs?) Took its head off, and groomed its fringe. If one of them cocks a leg I swear I'm putting them down.

A phone has been opened and the bowling alley name added to a list: Places That Discriminate (I can see it through the plexiglass). Because, no, you're gonna love this, because... They won't give us bowls to drink our Pepsi out of. 🐶😭😭🥺

And a new one this evening against a Canadian chap. These bodies are starting to pile up. 😲

Here we go. New word for you. Hopefully this will make the word of the year list. "Streamvaricate" Verb; to spend inordinate amounts of time scrolling through streaming services without ending up watching anything at all.

Our #Frozen moment ❤️

Hey, Rhianon Passmore MS As my local, helpful AM, can you tell me where I can get my hands on a few dodgy number plates please? Like you, I'm also fed up with following the law.