sext: remove ur sandals, for the place u stand is holy ground. ok now remove ur shirt

sext: ur hands explore my body but when they venture below my belt they become trapped in the ice and do not return

I am so glad I spent five minutes setting that up so that you could jump-stomp onto the whole thing. #SeePreviousTweet

My cat refuses to move off of a shirt reading "Kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day." Coincidence, or literate & passive-aggressive?

"Hey girl, whatchu readin'?" "A catalogue of the torture methods employed by the Spanish Inquisition!" He left. I'm not good at flirting.

I should start leaving cookies in my mailbox for the mailman, 'cause even in grubby sweats he tells me I'm pretty. #shallow? #dontcare

You know you're in the South when you pass an Independence Day parade with more confederate flags than regular US flags. #IDidNotJustSeeThat

"Here I stand,and here I'll stay. Let the storm rage on; the pope always bothered me anyway." Martin Luther

"I think what Edward Snowden really showed us, was a little piece of ourselves" - From Hallmark Channels Edward Snowden Doc Leaky Heart

I finally own a smartphone & am experiencing a fraction of the curiosity & terror the apes must've when they first encountered the monolith.

There's something about changing your mailing address that sort of suffuses the air with a sense of ONTO THE NEXT GREAT ADVENTURE!

I spent my morning feeding grapes to an extremely forward raven. I have chosen a decent life.

I haven't used Twitter in a while 'cause my feed looks a lot like microaggression via microblogging.

Grinnell College/Midvale School for the Gifted... same diff.

I watch this every Halloween because my dad is in it & it makes me feel like I'm back home eating candy. biography.com/people/edgar-a…

I'm sure Neil Gaiman is already being flooded with Endless costumes, but I'm feeling peachy keen this Halloween...

Twelve pages of my finals down, twenty pages (and an art project) of my finals to go! I'm making progress but am going to bed exhausted.

Prof had to shut both the courtyard doors & classroom doors to drown out the sound of helicopters overhead. Be safe, #berkeleyprotests.

One of my profs gave us all little cartons of milk "just in case" at the end of class this morning. #berkeleyprotests #gradschool

Group of parents in Marin talking about how "measles can't be *that* contagious" while their brood of kids lick the restaurant windows...