I'm literally eating all my problems away hahahahaha

i need a hug

Those "dress up in the occupation you want when you grow up" events for kindergarteners are weird bcs how do you even dress up if you wanna work in the tech field? In a hoodie? No child would even consider showing up like that.

"a traumatized brain cannot learn"

i probs drank too much

me head is spinning cant tkw this

People change and all that's left of the past is an inactive twitter account

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

being idealistic is good. hearing idealistic people is annoying

In my age, tagging people counted as part of the tweet

Cramming was a mistake that I will make again

Facebook is now better at recognizing faces than I am

I'd love to get a job at Pixar one day