Haha, Chris really pumped Miranda full! Just like I shot my magnum into Alex! Mine is bigger than his though.

It works better than you think

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Haha, your favorite old man with a big magnum is back.

Only because Weskers suck so much.

Either we are both pensioners or both middle aged, Alex.

Exactly, Mél. If you need some backup, you can always give me a call.

I look younger than Ale... my daughter looks younger than Alex!

A mask to hide the monster she truly is?

You better hope I don't steal the remote.

Haha, Imagine having your own daughter throw a cake in your face. My daughter my be annoying, but she would never do that. You must be the worst father in the...Moira? What are you doing? MOIRA!

Imagine being into Wesker. Imagine that. I mean, IMAGINE THAT!

Alex, give me Moira back, you don't like her anyway.

Haha, no! I'm 56 years older than that, Ma'am.

And you don't even have an off button.

Need some tips to make it a permanent thing, Alex?

Let me join in

Irony? In the end, the world is a better place without your cruelty. And I'm just offering some advice, Alex.

Now I want pizza with wedges

Sure, I'll help you. Just make sure to add that dynamite, not real cake for a villain like her without it.