Biden: I replaced all of the books with slow burn fanfictions Obama: What? Why? Biden: I want Pence fully invested when he realizes it's gay

@AIolaRegion ((ohhhhhh

((I dont understand why the stereotypical hipster girl likes pumpkin spice stuff. Im eating pumpkin spice donuts and they arent that great

Ron: “Immortal?” Hermione: “It means you'll never die.” Ron: “I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!” #15YearsPhilosophersStoneFilm

((One of my substitute teachers was nicknamed Ms. SidewalkStripper. Because he last name sounded similar to that xD)) x.com/9gagtweets/sta…

OMG!! 😂😂

"Good morning, love~." x.com/rocketgruntkar…

Blue giggled and wrapped her arms around him. "Sleep well?" x.com/rocketgruntkar…

She nodded, pecking his cheek. "Mhm~. Wanna go get some hot chocolate?" x.com/rocketgruntkar…

She blushed brightly. "I think I might... Save some water~." Oh boy. x.com/rocketgruntkar…

"Will there be fire involved...?" She lowkey likes fire. x.com/rocketgruntkar…

She squealed a bit. "Can we go now?!" x.com/rocketgruntkar…

She playfully poked his side. "It's not my fault. Fire's just pretty~!" x.com/rocketgruntkar…

#SeductiveSunday for @RocketGruntKarl's eyes, only~. Heheh, the teasing is high.

Blue doesn't think so. Wink, wink. x.com/rocketgruntkar…

Contact Blue. She could help-- x.com/rocketgruntkar…