A lot of dnd shows have made me cry, but #dndads is the first time I've heard a show have to stop for a minute cos the dm was crying. Stunning 10/10.

Tracking a package I ordered, but absolutely baffled because.. I live in Medford?? Where's he going?

She’s everything. He’s just Ben.

This week the summer camps at the museum are themed "Castle Quest" and I just overheard: Camp manager: does anyone have any cool gross castle facts? Or cool not-gross castle facts? Group of campers: oooh! Oh me me! Camp manager: and NOT about torture devices Campers: awwwww....

Tonight I went to see Tig Notaro which means I also got to see every lesbian in the valley

It is not always easy to be?

My sweet precious baby cat has once again attempted to give me free top surgery

Heterosexuals always say “Isn’t she the one who did Call Me Maybe?” which is a bit like saying “Isn’t he that carpenter from Nazareth?”

Man, for the past few months every negative emotion I feel has been interpreted by my body as explosive, violent anger. Weird. Anyway, time to schedule my 3-month check in for my new testosterone dose. These things are surely unrelated.

"I wasted a lot of years on developing social skills that I could have spent becoming more of a nerd" --my boss

Views from our driveway this morning (RIP (rest in parts) Betty Shambles)

Oh yeah this one's going in the museum general slack channel for sure

I like to think I know what things are but often I do not?

Oh no If the wga is able to win a fair contract against insurmountable odds through solidarity and organizing, then workers everywhere might start getting all kinds of ideas about whether they must endure or whether a better future is possible for them 👀👀