Takumi: "NOHRIAN SCUM IS UNFAIR, KING GARON IS IN THERE, STANDING AT THE- DAMNIT KIRAGI IT'S UNFAIR NOT FUNFAIR."

Nya ha ha! I'm baaaack! Anyone miss me?

@fe_hayato Hee hee, seeing you again makes me CAW-sitively ecstatic!

You promise? Cross your heart and hope to die? I can always lend a hand with that second part, whether you're lying or not. :')

@fe_hayato Hee hee, prepare for some totally heart-stopping comedic action! I'm gonna bust your gut so hard, you might die! ✨

Ylisseans don't even enjoy a good game of "Plegian Roulette"? What sticks in the mud!

@fe_hayato Just peachy! Peachy as the pinkest peach imaginable. This and that, you know how it is, yeah?

@fe_ricken Pffffft, hahahaha!

@fe_ricken Like what? You at least play cursed cornhole, right?

@fe_ricken I'll give you a pass on that- jousting can be fun to watch! /odd laugh/ Especially when somebody gets trampled... gets me going!

@fe_hayato Did you kill your old man or something?

@fe_hayato Oh! Well, too bad for him, but too good for you. Congratulations, my friend!

@fe_ricken Hee hee, I guess so! I mean, I know a good o-PUN-tunity when I see one!

What's better than two severed thumbs? Quite a bit, actually... thumbs are just, sorta... /wiggle hand/ It's the pinkies I'm after.

Fun activities to do with your best friend-- platonic arson

Wow! Now /THAT's/ a bird! *another bird flies past* What a bird! A beautiful bird! *another bird flies past* Check out that bird!

my favorite color is blood

And that's when everyone pulled knives out of their pocket and played stab-tag! And they say Plegians don't know how to throw a good party

A sharpened toothbrush can take you just about anywhere-- even prison! Big things come in small packages :^)

What a beautiful day to KILL... some time!