'It's the hope that kills you.' (Anonymous Liverpool fan date unknown.)

Happy Easter everybody!

Luis Diaz just scored for Bayern.

I've never been so happy to lose 2-0. That says it all. #psglfc

I want to protest against the protests. Anybody up for it?

They should be looking a bit closer at Grangeclare West's fall at the first. Highly suspicious. #ITVRacing #GrandNational

Cunha's a diver. Pass it on. #MUNLEE

That Sesko chance. Does that count as two shots on target? About 47th min of game. 2nd half. OptaJoe Ask Paddy Power

If you're a Manchester United fan, I'd say you're pulling your hair out right about now. 😉 #munlee

Ffs. Ekitike down with what looks like a serious injury. Hopefully it's not as bad as it looks. Salah on for him.

That looked like a pen. #arsspo

Cheer up folks. Only 3 Chelsea managers until Christmas.

It's all a big joke to them. #LFC

Congratulations to Doctor Jesus Trump on breaking a personal record in today's London Marathon. He died to save us all God bless him!

Ball hits Manchester United players hand. Former Manchester United player Gary Neville player "I don't think that's a handball". It's like watching MUTV. #MUNBRE

I remember seeing this on MOTD and I don't even think it even got a mention. Reminded me of his assault on VVD. To make matters even worse, he goaded the stricken West Ham player as he lay on the ground. What a despicable human being.

Dembele my arse. Balon D'or? You have got to be kidding me.

This games is a cricker. #PSGBAY

That's a red all day for Anderson. Remember a guy got sent off recently for pulling an opposing players hair. His tackle could have broken his opponents leg. Anderson, not even booked. Please make it make sense. #NOTAST #europaleague